#10: Don't track income, expenses or investments. If you want to screw up your finances, you can start by not tracking a dime. Who cares how much you earn, spend, or invest. That stuff is for the birds, cause you are going to be rich someday, right? You'll hit your numbers in the lottery, get a huge promotion, or strike it rich somehow! Who cares how easy websites like Quicken make it. You're not a math nerd and there's no way you're about to become one by tracking your expenditures.
#9: Leave it in a fee based checking account. More banks than ever are offering free, interest bearing checking accounts making paying for checking an unnecessary expense. If you want to spend money needlessly, don't even think about signing up with ING.
#8: Stash it in your mattress. Got a little extra dough? If you want to make sure it never gets put to good use, make sure you keep it in cash, and store it in a sturdy mattress instead of an interest bearing account. Lord knows its much safer in your bedroom then in an FDIC insured bank account.
#6: Rent electronics. Speaking of impressing the neighbors, nothing says "I'm loaded" like a huge T.V. or sound system. Best thing about modern America is that you don't even have to buy them anymore. For only a small monthly payment, you could have the T.V. of your dreams! Who cares that it will end up costing you double what you would pay to purchase by the end of your contract... It's a sweet T.V.
#4: Finance vehicle customizations like rims and speakers. I'll tell you what will really impress your neighbors, not to mention keep you in debt indefinitely. Take some of your hard earned cash down to your local auto customization shop and buy the most expensive customization package you can get. Just make sure to finance the purchase over the longest term possible. This will cost you even more for a purchase that is likely to get destroyed by your daily driving habits.
#3: Don't invest. Buy lottery tickets. If you never want to retire, you will certainly not want to invest. You'll surely want to run down the local convenience store and pick up as many lotto tickets as possible. That way, you'll have a negligible percentage increase in winning chances, and be paying as much as possible. If you are lucky enough to win, great! You'll want to review this list so you can squander as much wealth as possible, and end up like the vast majority of lottery winners who soon go bankrupt.
#2: Casino gambling. If you want to stay poor, gamble as much as possible. Don't set limits, and definitely keep gambling when you get down. That way, you will just dig yourself deeper and deeper into the hole. Don't worry, this one will keep you poor, especially if you have an addictive personality.
#1: Spend more than you make. And that brings us to the #1 way to keep from building wealth. If you want to be poor for life, you will surely want to spend as much as possible. With the access to easy credit, you can easily spend at least twice as much as you make. That way, you'll maintain a negative net worth for as long as possible.
That's our top 10! Got any more to add? Please share in the comments below.











This is hilarious, but sadly so true! I used to have serious problems myself with #10, 7, and 1 until I actually started tracking my income and expenses. All of a sudden, that cleared up #1 for me (these habits tend to overlap). This year I've gotten more serious about #7 so hopefully I'll be in better shape for 2012.
ReplyDeleteI think 10, 7, and 1 are definitely the ones that affect the vast majority of us. Thanks for the comment, and they surely do have a heck of a lot to do with one another.
ReplyDeleteHrm, I guess I really should take all my money out of my mattress.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Sealy paying these days in interest anyways? Ha!
ReplyDeleteI would rather see someone stash it under their mattress than spend it on something wasteful. At least it's there!
ReplyDeleteAnother tip is stay away from (fast food) restaurants. Cook at home and use coupons whenever possible.
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